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lolborgs: steve mann lol

I admit it. I love lolcats and lolgeeks. I told my friend Rich Gibson that I wanted to do lolborgs, making fun of this very geeky, very weird subculture I'm intoxicated by. Look what I got back:

Pls post moar geeky pix k thx!!!11!!

[ Linky, you kick azz Rich! More information on BCG's (Birth control glasses / Basic corrective glasses) here. ]

Crypto doesn't kill people, Bruce Schneier kills people.

"If Bruce Schneier wants your plaintext, he'll just squeeze it out of the ciphertext using his barehands"

"Bruce Schneier can straighten out an elliptic curve with nothing but his teeth"

"Bruce Schneier decrypted the Bible. The plaintext read, "Bruce Schneier"."

"Bruce Schneier always inhabits the soundness of error margin of your zero-knowledge crypto protocol"

[ Link via roadtrip, who is currently in the Black Rock Desert ]

i heart cyborgs

I admit it. I'm in love with cyborgs.

[ Link via Jess. Thanks Jess! ]

Internet Addiction

China thinks internet addiction is an epidemic. Stranger is that they think this Clockwork Orange like device will help them overcome it. Maybe they should just gouge out their eyes instead.

[ Link via /. ]

Violence is Awesome!

<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

Thanks Ash!